By SpilledWater93 - 10/03/2014 03:07 - Ireland - Bray

Today, an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking, and me being quite "vertically challenged," I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs, cuddles and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML
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To those of you who are American, please stop apologising and feeling bad, I actually found that lady and her friends quite amusing so they made my day. And what's more the story got published on here, that's more exciting than a pot of gold any day

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As an American, a little part of me just died inside.

Oh behalf of Americans who aren't complete morons; I apologize for you having to endure such humiliation.

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That's horrible. I'm so sorry that happened.

you recognize a person by their nation..you remember a person by his/her character... sorry OP.. hopefully good things happen to change your impression..

duude989 7

This makes me ashamed to be an American.

This makes me ashamed to be an American

I feel so bad for you OP. I am an American and I can honestly say this does not surprise me. We aren't all that dull though.

tayymeds 23

As an Irish-American, this hurt me on both sides of the spectrum. I'm so sorry dude, people suck (especially Americans most of the time).

Ribit 9

MADE you? If you're old enough to be on your own you're old enough to stand up for yourself when someone screws with you!

As a fellow Irish person, I feel your pain, OP. Just remember that not all Americans are like that.