By SpilledWater93 - 10/03/2014 03:07 - Ireland - Bray

Today, an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking, and me being quite "vertically challenged," I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs, cuddles and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML
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To those of you who are American, please stop apologising and feeling bad, I actually found that lady and her friends quite amusing so they made my day. And what's more the story got published on here, that's more exciting than a pot of gold any day

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Kiki242 19

As an American, a little part of me just died inside.

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Mirorbo 26

Oh behalf of Americans who aren't complete morons; I apologize for you having to endure such humiliation.

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anyoldnamewilldo 23

I didn't know Honey Boo Boo's family was going to Ireland!Seriously though, I am so sorry OP. I am often ashamed of how we Americans are represented by tourists.

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Sporkly 26

Ugh I know exactly how you feel; 4'11'' Irish person here who always gets called leprechaun by stupid American tourists.

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Dumat 6

They are probably joking,no one really believes in leprechauns.

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Sporkly 26

Obviously nobody believes in leprechauns, but it's still pretty annoying.

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Cesar_malik 7

Thank god she didn't ask you to bring the pot of gold or follow the rainbow or whatever irish stuff it is ...

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megadki14 6

wish you would have punched her in the ******.

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itsBMAN11 4

We do apologize for some of the people out country creates, not all Americans are bad, we just get a bad image from dumb Americans

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Dumat 6

It's pretty obvious this never happened. Stop trying to bash Americans who have done nothing to you!

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luvjkb 10

I promise we're not all like that! Some of us actually have common sense.

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WeskersSexslave 15

I apologize for dumbass americans who are ignorant.

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