By SpilledWater93 - 10/03/2014 03:07 - Ireland - Bray

Today, an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking, and me being quite "vertically challenged," I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs, cuddles and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML
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To those of you who are American, please stop apologising and feeling bad, I actually found that lady and her friends quite amusing so they made my day. And what's more the story got published on here, that's more exciting than a pot of gold any day

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Kiki242 19

As an American, a little part of me just died inside.

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Mirorbo 26

Oh behalf of Americans who aren't complete morons; I apologize for you having to endure such humiliation.

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Alchemist_21 26

I have to ask how old these tourists were and if they were a little drunk. Sorry you had to go through that, OP. FYL

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graphicstyle7 17

American. Sorry : (

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mustang19898 16

I promise, not all of us Americans are that stupid.

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animalxcrackers 20

My family makes that joke about me all the time. we're of irish descent, i have a reddish tint to my hair, and i'm barely five feet tall. i feel your pain, OP.

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doglover100 28

Should've told them no and to leave you alone.

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chisty87 16

on behalf of all americans who have common sense and are not total idiots (unfortunately there are not that many of us) please accept our sincere apology since dumb ***** like that give us all a bad name...

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_raemichaels 8

I've been asked if I lived in a igloo, because I'm Canadian. Best part is, we're practically America's neighbours. Sorry about that OP.

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skipper2009 18

I don't know how being slammed up against Canada is "practically" neighbors.

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canadianmonsta 5

Yeah I've run into that too talking with Americans course I just go along with it and tell them bout our dogsleds we use as transportation and we just had our first battery preserved....damn some good times ....funny Americans

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dixiefoxx 22

I'm an Irish American.. And this was humiliating to read

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