By monogamyisalie - 23/07/2015 17:29 - United States

Today, an attractive man hit on me for the first time since I ended my 3-year relationship with my cheating ex. Then the man told me he'd just gotten out of prison last week. FML
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Ramos808 29

I think you should ask him what he did before you judge too quickly! It may be something petty

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Wheelman2178 18

American prison? I'm sure he didn't do anything wrong, if he even did anything

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Lalala579121 27

No he escaped Mexican prison and snuck across the border just to hit on OP.

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Atowns40 18

So ur both in the same situation lol

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johnjkl 22

I read that as "a attractive man hit me" XD

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worldclassrager 39

What's the problem with this? Take it as a complement...and hey maybe it will work out...just depends what he was in for and or how long...

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NellaTurtle 9

Don't you mean... don't judge a criminal by his rap sheet? (sorry, I had to) OP I hope that you find a wonderful person who will treat you the way you deserve. I wish you all the best with your future.

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corky1992 33

not everyone in prison is a terrible person or committed a terrible crime, but its still not a quality most look for in a relationship. at least he's honest lol

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