By lifebecrazed - 17/01/2013 16:57

Today, an elderly gentleman came into my store complaining of a toothache, so I showed him where the Orajel was located. He then insisted on making a big scene, claiming that I really had the magic touch and if I would just stroke his cheek all his pain would go away. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Well I hope you stroked it for him... His cheek I mean.

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ManInTheMachine 19

I would just play along, and be a good employee. Unless the next thing he asks for is the Viagra. Then get your manager, and a restraining order.

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The_Thinker 18

There are worse places to have to stroke an old man, OP. Count your blessings.

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muffinlovexD 12

Maybe you got the magic in you? Just like B.O.B?

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whY402Jay 12

He's just lonely and needs some physical touch.

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MangaManiacNat 13

You got the touch..........................you got the powerrrrrrrrrrr!! YEAARGH!!!!!!

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JamilaLei 4

He's probably lonely as hell. You could have provided a little comfort for him lol

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The_Decider 8

Why stop there, why not just sleep with him that'll fix his toothache

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lininnes 6

that's not what a gentleman should do...

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Love_sosa 10

I knew a girl like that once who had the magic stroke

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