By Anonymous - 12/07/2012 06:40 - United States - Houston

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Today, an old guy approached me and asked if I had ever seen an elephant with white ears. I shook my head. He then pulled the pockets out of his shorts and whipped out his sex nose. FML
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bengermin 5

It'd probably have been way scarier if it had tusks.

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KBeatz 5

You should have kicked the elephant in the chin.

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drunkandfml 11

It's called being creative while being funny

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senor_awesome 14

Taking the "um" off of this comment didn't make it any less stupid. Why you felt the need to post the same one twice is beyond me...fail

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iamabamf 17

Writing practically the same stupid comment twice isn't going to make people up vote it the second time. *Sorry, I didn't see 53's comment.

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senor_awesome 14

55- Its okay, great minds think alike. Some just take a little longer to notice details :)

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flashback.miss 28

well, at least he didn't ask OP to 'elephant swear'..... hopefully..

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ma77 9

Ten points for creativity on his part. Still gross though.

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Enslaved 36

The trick is seeing if he can pick up peanuts with that thing. o.O I once had a guy ask if I wanted to see his giant black **** that hung way below his knees. Turned out to be a tattoo on his shin of a rooster dangling on a noose.

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rammy125 4

That sex nose will remember you forever. It'll probably get excited when it thinks about you. That is the magical part of this story

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mercsl65 7

you should have asked him if hes seen one with out a trunk

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hockeyoceancity 13

Hey elephants are huge! Largest of the animal kingdom! 6 and half feet long! If i was even remotely as big as an elephant i'd be still huge! Fun fact of the day!

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ednusi 7

You're stupid sir, I'm sorry

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