By Anonymous - 12/07/2012 06:40 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, an old guy approached me and asked if I had ever seen an elephant with white ears. I shook my head. He then pulled the pockets out of his shorts and whipped out his sex nose. FML
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bengermin 5

It'd probably have been way scarier if it had tusks.

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KBeatz 5

You should have kicked the elephant in the chin.

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CarouselHeart 11

YDI for answering him in the first place.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

What is the world without the creeps? You should've kicked him in the trunk.

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coffeeandcream 8

of course this would happen in Texas.

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ArielTheMermaid 17

Creative. But scarring

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olpally 32

Who else but, Quagmire!!!!!! He's Quagmire, Quagmire, never know what he's gonna do next! Giggity giggity giggity, let's have sex! :D

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Slimma 20

A for creativity. But... still... wow. Scary.

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loserman67 35

OMG, do me a favor and tell my grandfather it's medication time and he needs to come home.

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