Miscellaneous: Today, an old lady came to the bank where I worked at to apply...

By NoThanks - 24/08/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, an old lady came to the bank where I worked at to apply for a loan. She obviously didn't qualify for one as she has no income coming in. She looked so pitiful, so I changed a couple of her information so she could. She reported me and I got fired. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 15:44 - Canada - Sydney

Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2019 16:03

Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML

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By unemployedaussie - 23/06/2016 12:35 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was fired because my boss found out I had been looking for a new job. Then, I got a call from my only job prospect, saying I was overqualified and too young to work there as a waitress. FML

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No ethical consumption under capitalism

By Anonymous - 20/02/2022 18:00

Today, I got fired. A woman, who'd been ignoring me at the workplace, told me I wasn't friendly enough. She turned out to be the manager. Apparently, she likes to test the new hires by being extremely cold and unwelcome. She never even introduced herself. Also, it only pays 70% of the minimum wage. FML

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The customer is sometimes devious

By dontgivemechecks - 16/03/2020 14:00

Today, I found out that I accidentally returned a customer her $147 check she had written out to pay for her groceries and receive cash back. The lady got free groceries and money, and I'm now losing my job. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2013 19:33 - United States - Little Rock

Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML

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By moe472 - 24/01/2012 02:47 - United States

Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML

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Customer relationships

By UnemployedGirl - 02/07/2021 19:59

Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML

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Strung out

By bdjsbskl - 07/10/2011 05:55 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML

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fml_lover1 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 2:36

It's a good thing you tried to help her though! Didn't you see the movie, "Drag Me To Hell"???? Bad things could happen if you reject little old ladies!

no1askdu 5

Tuesday 25 August 2009 2:38

You should have punched her in the face.... i mean you already got fired what else do u have to lose..

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purplestuff_fml 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 22:49

Why get emotionally involved with someone who you don't know and most likely won't come across ever again? Like echrisinger said, this is why we're in a f-ing recession! Idiots like you paying out loans to people who clearly can't afford to pay them back!

sdr_fml 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 23:14

You better hope that getting fired was the only action they are taking.

ortiz_34 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 23:53

Wow. So you were going to **** her over because you felt "sorry" for her??? Stupid, stupid stupid. If you let her get the loan, and you weren't reported, think about how her credit then would have been, and how much trouble SHE would have gotten into. YDI for being an idiot. Glad you aren't in this position any more.

good_life35 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 0:46

YDI for being nice to old people.

roflsauce 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 7:22

That mentality put us in a recession.

kittenassassin 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 8:54

you shoulda punched that old bitch in the face...

myrddraal_fml 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 9:28

You really are a moron man. That's exactly why we are in a recession! And its OUR money that pays for the loans so you're really stealing off your customers when you do that. YDI