Miscellaneous: Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath...

By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 06:15 - Australia - Doncaster East

Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML

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By laurenmay - 06/03/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML

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Checked out

By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 16:01

Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML

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My eyes are up here

By LonelyCashier - 11/07/2019 20:00

Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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Sad and lonely

By yikes78 - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I went to Macy's to buy some bras. After I paid, the old lady cashier noticed there was pen on one of the bras. By accident, I blurted out, "It's alright. No one's seeing them." The old lady nodded back in agreement. FML

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Put it away!

By Need eye bleach - 05/04/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 07:58 - United States

Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML

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By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML

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Thanks, I guess…

By unsatisfied - 09/03/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML

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pikachurro 18

Sunday 28 June 2015 8:51

Forget about the groceries, someone bag those bags!

TypicalSenpai 14

Sunday 28 June 2015 8:46

How has the therapy been working out for you? :(

Comments

santosb1 11

Sunday 28 June 2015 16:25

That's why I always look people in the eyes when I talk to them, don't need to sneak a peek xD

xluciferx666 21

Sunday 28 June 2015 17:12

*Starts humming do your ears hang low*

Kaibel 16

Sunday 28 June 2015 17:18

Oh my god. Do you know how many grotesque pictures I'll have to look at to get that image out of my mind?

sdlr32787 18

Sunday 28 June 2015 19:41

Did it look like a tennisball in a gym sock?

Jayroc 18

Monday 29 June 2015 1:25

Don't hate the player hate the game!

rllyfrickenbored 17

Monday 29 June 2015 2:00

customers at walmart these days

xluciferx666 21

Monday 29 June 2015 2:21

Something like that happened to me one I worked at a mini golf place and one night it was pouring and some old lady was playing. She was wearing a white shirt and no bra I will let you use your imagination