Miscellaneous: Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath...

By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 06:15 - Australia - Doncaster East

Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML

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By laurenmay - 06/03/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML

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Checked out

By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 16:01

Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML

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My eyes are up here

By LonelyCashier - 11/07/2019 20:00

Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML

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You deserved it 217

By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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Sad and lonely

By yikes78 - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I went to Macy's to buy some bras. After I paid, the old lady cashier noticed there was pen on one of the bras. By accident, I blurted out, "It's alright. No one's seeing them." The old lady nodded back in agreement. FML

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You deserved it 10 512

Put it away!

By Need eye bleach - 05/04/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML

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You deserved it 146

By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 07:58 - United States

Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML

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You deserved it 6 548

By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML

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Thanks, I guess…

By unsatisfied - 09/03/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML

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You deserved it 4 433

pikachurro 18

Sunday 28 June 2015 8:51

Forget about the groceries, someone bag those bags!

TypicalSenpai 14

Sunday 28 June 2015 8:46

How has the therapy been working out for you? :(

Comments

stark_fear 15

Sunday 28 June 2015 10:19

This image will pop into my head every time I see an old woman now...

Dean__Winchester 16

Sunday 28 June 2015 11:33

Bet raisins will never look the same again for you

amileah13 26

Sunday 28 June 2015 11:34

Yeah, definitely can't undo that image. Sorry that happened to you op!

ningningniumai 11

Sunday 28 June 2015 12:05

There's nothing as a bad breasts hehe Kidding.. RIP, Dear OP ?

Big_Bear99 19

Sunday 28 June 2015 12:13

Sorry op. You will need to ask the MiB for help erasing that from your memory!

englacobain 14

Sunday 28 June 2015 13:03

Why so offended? Hell, it's just a breast. I don't get why everybody is so disgusted by old peoples bodies.

Brandi_Faith 33

Sunday 28 June 2015 21:44

It has nothing to do with her being old. I personally don't want to see anybody's breasts, young, old, perky, or saggy. I just don't want to see them.

CosmicElk 26

Sunday 28 June 2015 13:48

Oh my god thats grim! Sorry you had to see that OP! I suggest therapy!

Steve_Dudley_UK 10

Sunday 28 June 2015 13:53

At least this image will remind you to tuck yours into your nickers when the time comes. It may have been an image you didn't want to see but at least your a woman. Imagine the confusion it would have caused a male brain. "Oh breasts, ugh breasts, but I like breasts, not now, but it still has a nipple, ugh I'm never having sex again, but I think of sex every eight minutes".