By nothisfault - 05/12/2008 04:40 - France

Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML
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angelove737 1

You could get a tongue scarper. Halitosis often comes from a stinky tongue with icky build-up. Also, taking chopped cloves of garlic like pills can help. He'll smell like garlic for a couple days, but after that his body will become immune and stop the odor. Good luck-

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kenltd 0

Maybe you should practice better hygiene before he goes down on you

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oliviax3 0

Just tell him to brush his teeth or give him an altoid once in a while....

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blahblahblah43 0

be lucky you even HAVE a husband, you bitch!

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elliekinslurvsya 0

I'm not gonna say YDI for marrying him, and I'm not gonna say you're a bitch if you divorce him...but YDI for complaining about it. You knew what you were getting yourself into.

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shaddix 0

if your that superficial you deserve it.

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lmerlos 0

it's called divorce or tell his ass to wash his mouth every hour of the day till it's no longer stinky. if that don't work than definitely divorce. that's nasty I couldn't stand talking to a stinky mouth. none the less kiss him.

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HyperExecuter 0

you have bad breath, ho.

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Compass 0

Her name is nothisfault, which means it might be some kind of condition.

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XxXx4xXxX 0

breath mints? mouth wash? stronger tooth paste? aha lmfao

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love_it214 0

so wat was ur expression when yu heard "yu may now kiss the bride"

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litecrush 0

I think there is a study out now that says 1 out of 3 people suffer from cronic bad breath.

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