Love: Today, and for quite some time, my girlfriend has been telling...

By catguy - 19/08/2009 09:08 - United States

Today, and for quite some time, my girlfriend has been telling me that she needs to go home each night to take care of her cat. Taking care of her cat is, it seems, an euphemism for having it off with her neighbor Tom since her cat died three months ago. FML

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By LJ. - 13/03/2009 02:20 - United States

Today, my mother finally had her beloved Siamese cat cremated. The cat has been dead for over a week and she has been keeping it on her bed, stroking its fur and saying, "She looks like she's sleeping" and "She's so cold." To top it all off, she's been calling me by the cat's name for three years. FML

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By notevencatnipworks - 27/08/2018 13:00

Today, as every day for the past three weeks, my girlfriend's cat kept us up from 3:30am crying nonstop. We've tried everything, and even exiled my well-behaved cat to keep him company. Now she cries because she feels she's being punished. Starting around 4am. FML

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By catfriend - 06/05/2014 05:42 - United States - Salida

Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2017 20:00 - United States - Coplay

Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 07:30 - United States - Rockville Centre

Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2016 15:14 - United States - Dalton

Today, this beautiful girl that I've known for a long time told me that she just can't date me anymore because I remind her too much of her cat. FML

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By cat co-parent - 03/01/2015 00:11 - Australia

Today, my mum sat me down for a serious talk about not being home enough - not because she misses me, but because the family cat needs more stability in her life. FML

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By Overworked - 11/05/2023 09:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my girlfriend suggested that she needs a "cuddle buddy" because I'm never home to spend with her. I have to work two jobs to pay the bills because she keeps calling in "sick" from her job. FML

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Sick move, bro

By jlw1998 - 25/04/2016 04:36 - United States - Dallas

Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML

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I'm not worthy

By Anonymous - 26/11/2023 18:00 - Germany - Undeloh

Today, after having had my cat for a year, I've began to understand why people spoil their pets: Between me and her, I want at least one of us to have the easy, comfortable life she deserves. FML

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freaky922 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:09

Taking care of her "pussy", if you will...

tehukiso 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:09

This is totally irrelevant (mostly) but as soon as I read cat, and Tom, I thought of Tom and Jerry and started to miss weekend morning cartoons :(

Comments

the_deuce 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:38

what a *****.

Paigggee 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:45

******* need love too!

skatergirl21 2

Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:56

That sucks but mabe you guys can have a 3 way

jimjones_fml 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:57

my names tom.....uh oh

shad0wpuppetz 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:59

Well, on one hand, she wasn't -technically- lying to you when she said she had to take care of the cat. But on the other hand, that sucks, dumb her slutty, cheating ass.

plexico 3

Wednesday 19 August 2009 17:02

She's taking care of her Tomcat, so she is really telling the truth. If she's taking care of you first before she goes home and gives Tom sloppy seconds, what do you care? Didn't they teach you to share in kindergarten?

caancoha 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 17:03

Wow, 15. Good job. It's funny because before me only one person made the connection, douche.

WeedWoman 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 17:16

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Intoxicunt 5

Wednesday 19 August 2009 18:41

Nice pics.

plexico 3

Thursday 20 August 2009 8:06

Yeah, especially the one where you have your lips wrapped around that bong. That one gave me ideas, mostly because my penis is named Bing*. *Not really, but that would be better than Squirtle or Little Baby Carrot.