By TheDumper - 21/06/2012 10:02 - United States - Chandler

Today, and for the last week, I've resorted to driving myself to the nearest corner store to take my daily dump. I'm doing this because I recently moved in with my boyfriend, and I'm afraid he'll be disgusted at how often I clog the toilet. FML
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pixiebubz 26

And you plan on doing this for how long...?

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jakk_mehoff 4

if ur taking that big of a dump maybe its time to change your diet

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Frankie24 2

Just wait till you go into the store with him one day and they say, hey, there's the girl takes massive dumps here everyday and clogs the toilet. That will be worse. Also, I hate it when guys claim women don't poop. Break the myth and stop this nonsense!

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melodywarner17 0

Afraid your boyfriend will be disgusted but not the store owners or all of the FML world...

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xkonstantine125x 7

daily poop? uhm thats probably why youre clogging the toilet.

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courtneyann211 10

It's normal to go once a day. It's actually healthy

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xkonstantine125x 7

It's average to go once a day, but healthy is pooping 2-3 times a day. Just because it's common doesn't mean it's healthy. I mean look at the obesity rate in America.

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hecallsmedarlin 7

2-3 times a day?!! That's a little extreme... & def not the average amount of times to go.. Pooping that many times I think there might be something wrong... The average IS once a day, although I go 1 every 2 days, sometimes every 3 but that's when I'M having a problem of my own.

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xkonstantine125x 7

If you eat healthy 2-3 times is what the average for people with great health is.

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DanielleinDC 33

No, one should have a poo at least once a day, preferably more--at least if the person in question eats enough fiber. Since I'm veg, I get plenty of fiber, so I'm pretty, uh, regular. The idea that you poo once a day came about when the crappy American fiber-deficient diet became the norm. Sorry if that's TMI.

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tmmundy 17

#17...just how old are you? You look old enough to know that typing like that looks very stupid, I would hope. I'm wonder what you do for a living, hope it doesn't involve typing.

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marcus903 17

I find it real interesting how there are more YDI's than FYL's. Do you idiots really believe he can control how big his stool is?

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eccentrix 12

They're complaining that they do something they choose to do, that's my reasoning for a YDI vote.

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coffee_man900 16

117 - Strange how you refer to the other people as idiots, yet you refer to a Female OP as a He? I think we can all conclude where the title "Idiot" belongs. Read, then respond. It's that easy. Also, OP is receiving many YDI votes because she is trying to hide her natural bodily function and her ability to clog a toilet from her Boyfriend. Is that not her own doing? :) Have a great day.

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Roflsauruz 12

Strange,.... Every time I refresh this thread, there's a different set of comments (and my post didn't go through until like an hour after I hit "send"... Wtf?)... First refresh there was another person's response about calling people idiots when this thread starter ^ couldn't even read that it was a SHE, not a HE... Then on another refresh, THAT comment is just gone, and my comment and another girl's comment is there.... Frustrated with the glitches... It's probably just this stupid app. Ugh.

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mattorama 15

Yes. You very much can, and there's plenty of remedies even if you don't.

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marcus903 17

You damned right I'm an idiot. All just because I made a mistake and accidentally refered the OP as a 'she'.

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fthku 13

Also because you failed to realise that the YDIs were because OP was acting immature, making that your seconds mistake. You also made a third mistake, counting the fact you CAN, as stated above, control your stool via medicationproper eating. But most of all it was the condescending "Do you idiots" part which ultimately led to you being called an idiot. So that's 3 mistakes, and a lousy attitude. Basically, not one positive thing about your comment.

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Roflsauruz 12

116... She's -14-. I doubt she does anything for a living besides text "friends" and skip school.....

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bmkc4 1

If you are embarrassed to shit in the home you share then why do you live together? Sounds a little crazy don't ya think?

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Iknoweverything 29

Sounds like you moved in with your boyfriend before you were ready. Part of living with a man is sharing a bathroom with him. If you aren't able to do that yet, you probably shouldn't move in with him. BUT, since you already did, maybe you should sit down with him, and tell him why you haven't been going at home. I bet he won't even care, and then your fears will be eradicated. And if he does care, maybe you need to think about moving to a place with a more worthy toilet.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

It didn't post my comment. So, 121. Hi. I'm 14. Don't let her spoil your opinion of us. I take school very seriously. I don't miss unless I'm EXTREMELY sick. I even skipped a grade. C: I also take engineering classes at the local community college. I guess I'm part of the minority that actually cares how their typing looks. Also, I rarely text. I like handwritten letters or face-to-face communication. Also, this is funny. Because on another post she said I was annoying. I comment a lot, but hey, at least I put effort into typing. Sorry for the long comment.

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