By TheDumper - 21/06/2012 10:02 - United States - Chandler

Today, and for the last week, I've resorted to driving myself to the nearest corner store to take my daily dump. I'm doing this because I recently moved in with my boyfriend, and I'm afraid he'll be disgusted at how often I clog the toilet. FML
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pixiebubz 26

And you plan on doing this for how long...?

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jakk_mehoff 4

if ur taking that big of a dump maybe its time to change your diet

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noisebox 1

Well I could say you're full of sh-t but I won't

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SamanthaCassieL 10

I use to have this fear, and If you have a plunger, then he doesn't need to know what's going on in the bathroom. If he asks, tell him, not rudely or in a nervous way, just be like eh, it happens lol and shrug it off, they will too if you do.

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kenleybunch 15

I'd rather my boyfriend know then have to poop at the dreaded gas station. D:

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bmkc4 1

It just seems like a hassle to have to leave every time you need to poop

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OfficeNinja 5

Just double or even triple flush! Or, if you are really that full of shit, you may experience the legendary quad-flusher.

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loserman67 35

Well, number one, when you have someone move in with you, like he did, you take the good with the bad. Number two, there is nothing wrong with a woman that can "power dump" in fact I have respect for that. Number three, if you're afraid of clogging, try using "courtesy flushes" as you drop your logs so they go down easily. And finally, if you're providing him regular sex, good head, swallowing, etc... I am sure he'll care less about a clogged toilet here or there.

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MrFuzzles 5

How do you think the corner store owner feels about this? Think about him too!

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Jaxx66 21

When each word is capitalised, I seem to read it like a robot would say it.

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Slackness 10

Give yourself a dose of 'Klean-Prep (TM)' then you should be 'good to go' for a while... I remember pure bliss prior to a colonoscopy, you will love it!

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DiruKitty18 8

I don't know about the prep solution you got, but before my colonoscopy I wanted to kill myself and everyone around me xD Different doctors give different preps I guess.

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Roflsauruz 12

Giving yourself an enema/using laxatives often (more than once a week or two!) will just end up making you sick and depleted of vitamins and minerals... PLUS, it can also cause damage, like ulcers and hemmorages, on the colon wall.... I would just stick to fiber. And it's best to start with a low dose and work your way up so you don't end up with explosive diarrhea or stomach cramps. (as an IBD sufferer, I've tried everything...)

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