By TheDumper - 21/06/2012 10:02 - United States - Chandler

Today, and for the last week, I've resorted to driving myself to the nearest corner store to take my daily dump. I'm doing this because I recently moved in with my boyfriend, and I'm afraid he'll be disgusted at how often I clog the toilet. FML
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pixiebubz 26

And you plan on doing this for how long...?

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jakk_mehoff 4

if ur taking that big of a dump maybe its time to change your diet

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zappo1214 2

Do other people not flush in between?

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stormchaser24 24

If he loves you he won't care much. Just a tip, flush more often and then it might not clog. Like when half way done flush.

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Unbweavable 17

All jokes aside I'm horrified of that too.

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The_Thinker 18

Oh, I don't. But do continue, if that's your cup of tea. With time, my eyes shall learn to filter out your comments.

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UnluckyJulie 13

The next time you go to the store, then, I suggest you pick up a plunger and some air freshener while you're there. Also, you might think about investing in a fiber supplement. Really, though, EVERYBODY defecates. Don't think you're the first one to encounter this awkward problem. I'm sure that your boyfriend already realized that even his sexy, perfect girlfriend poops just like every other human being when he asked you to move in with him. He'll just have to get used to it. It's not like you're a freak!

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AzzieC 12

That.... Is just sad

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fthku 13

When and why did you even develop a habit like that, anyway?

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Palirose 22

35 I used to type like that too, until I took an arrow to the.....never mind over used joke. Point is though I did and I learned my lesson, never again will I make that mistake.

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