By TheDumper - 21/06/2012 10:02 - United States - Chandler

Today, and for the last week, I've resorted to driving myself to the nearest corner store to take my daily dump. I'm doing this because I recently moved in with my boyfriend, and I'm afraid he'll be disgusted at how often I clog the toilet. FML
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pixiebubz 26

And you plan on doing this for how long...?

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jakk_mehoff 4

if ur taking that big of a dump maybe its time to change your diet

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dinosaurass_ 2

And what's going to happen when you clog up the corner store's loo as well? You'll have to find somewhere else. Just man up, buy yourself a plunger and use your own toilet!

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FireFlie07 20

Ya might want to see a GI specialist

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Roflsauruz 12

........Because her colon is healthy and regular? No.... :/ obviously her metabolism is just causing her system to process more food than the average person does during the day (her metabolism is faster, and stomach emptying is efficient), which is very healthy. Man, if -I- could shit even every OTHER day I'd be so happy.... :/ lolllll..... However, she should probably look into a supplement to change her stool frequency, or to invest in a new toilet, or to use less TP. .....We really don't have enough information here to know the exact cause - it could just be that she balls up a whole bunch of toilet paper and expects it to go down smoothly....

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CaramelMacchiato 13

61 - AND WHEN SOMEONE TYPES LIKE THIS I feel like they're yelling.

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perdix 29

Courtesy flushes in mid-dump will help. Like a person, a toilet can take only so much shit at a given time. Your fear is well-founded. I live alone and get thoroughly disgusted with myself when I clog the toilet -- I can only imagine the revulsion I'd feel when someone else does it!

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perdix 29

I should have known it was you! When I undid the clog, I noticed bits of Eggo boxes floating around -- you need to throw those in the trash. You don't need to hide your Eggo addiction from me. As long as you pass your weekly weigh-in, you can eat as many as you like.

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perdix 29

Then, we'll get you down to two boxes a day of Nutri-Grain Eggos and pump up your exercise routine. When we've whipped you back into shape, you can go back to three boxes a day of any flavor you want :D

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TheIchiban 11

Change your diet, eat more fiber--there are cereals and pills etc.-- and get a check up like everyone else said.

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xtalondriver 10

You might consider modifying your diet. A high carb diet can result in high volume movements. Maybe try flushing mid-dump, as well.

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MrRager7 1

Just flush more than once while you're on it. Maybe after every push in this case..

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abrams70 19

Miralax to soften, less tp...problem solve, no plunger needed

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