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By TheDumper - 21/06/2012 10:02 - United States - Chandler

Today, and for the last week, I've resorted to driving myself to the nearest corner store to take my daily dump. I'm doing this because I recently moved in with my boyfriend, and I'm afraid he'll be disgusted at how often I clog the toilet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 206
You deserved it 30 097

Same thing different taste

Top comments

And you plan on doing this for how long...?

if ur taking that big of a dump maybe its time to change your diet

Comments

KingCeltic77 18

Don't be afraid he'll dump you.

I still get nervous about it too, but obviously boys know that girls poop. I just turn on the fan so I can't be heard.

He ought to love her if they're living together.

Everybody poops, but......I don't think most girls take a big enough shit to actually CLOG the toilet on a daily basis. That's just.............................. .....Well, in any case, OP, try supplementing with fiber and omega-3's. That should get your poop to become more frequent and less... Massive/clumped together, as that seems to be what the case is here..... Good luck.

G3K0 7

Get a bigger toilet, or go commando.

Why would not wearing underwear help in this situation?

That calls for a mid-dump flush. Maybe two...

onelove858 5

From all the down votes we're filtering them for you.

Seriously girls, GUYS KNOW YOU POOP TOO, deal with it!