By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 10:42 - United States - Richmond

Today, and for the past 38 weeks of my pregnancy, my husband decided to amuse himself by following me around, making whale noises. FML
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tbro47 23

Well if he wants to call you big start calling him small. That would shut him up.

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Welshite 39

Just as long as he doesn't have extreme short-term memory loss. Also, you might want to name your child Nemo. It's for the best.

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silvius 6

punch him in the throat blame it on pregnancy harmones ;)

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strongmomma23 4

lol that be funny.

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weveallbeenthere 30

kick him in the nuts and watch him flounder around like a fish.

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Kiki242 19

Damn, he must not care about your feelings or he's ignorant to the fact that pregnant women are ultra sensitive. Hope its the latter.

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CrazyOvrMustangs 10

And after week one he's still alive? You've got the perfect tolerance level for children. Go you.

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Anikimer 4

to me that is grounds for a punch to the face. it is pregnancy hormones after all

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molliciousj 19

When I joked about punching someone in the face on the last FML I got told I'm going to end up in jail. The pregnancy excuse always wins.

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kingdomgirl94 29

With her hormones raging it'd be a legitimate defence in court. "Temporary Insanity" defences are a legit thing.

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lessleemc 3

awesome. hope he doesn't teach the child how to be an ass too. good luck. enjoy and love that little creature u r keeping safe ins

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Vidrill 22

You sound follow him around, making asshole noises.

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Vidrill 22

Why,yes my good sir. I just wanted to be more consistent with the FML wording.

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