By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 10:42 - United States - Richmond

Today, and for the past 38 weeks of my pregnancy, my husband decided to amuse himself by following me around, making whale noises. FML
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tbro47 23

Well if he wants to call you big start calling him small. That would shut him up.

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Welshite 39

Just as long as he doesn't have extreme short-term memory loss. Also, you might want to name your child Nemo. It's for the best.

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buckdharma 37

As long as he doesn't organize whale watching tours.

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strongmomma23 4

what an ass I would love for a man to know what it feels like to be pregnant. honey I had twins and got made fun of the way I walked lol you'll be OK tho:)

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skyeyez9 24

I doubt OPs hubby will ever make any special preggo craving shopping trips, considering he has been making fun of his wife for the past 38 weeks.

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Black_Knight80 13

whats with all these whale jokes? they suck!

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Sniper_Chick4110 20

You mean they 'blow'. (If you don't want to laugh why are you here?)

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tastychickens 13

Turn around, look him directly in the eyes and hold your thumb and index finger about an inch apart.

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Calfml2 8

Explain to him exactly how you can make his sounds into ultrasonic dolphin calls.

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unidentifieduser 23

All I can imagine is the scene from "Finding Nemo" when Dory is trying to communicate in whale.

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hayjay2000 8

After you have given birth, however long he has done this at the end will be how long you don't have sex with him. Bam.

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pita1331 7

You're seriously a moron for thinking it's OPs fault for being pregnant and obviously someone needs sex ed again to learn how babies are made

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