By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 10:42 - United States - Richmond

Today, and for the past 38 weeks of my pregnancy, my husband decided to amuse himself by following me around, making whale noises. FML
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tbro47 23

Well if he wants to call you big start calling him small. That would shut him up.

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Welshite 39

Just as long as he doesn't have extreme short-term memory loss. Also, you might want to name your child Nemo. It's for the best.

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awilliams44 9

hahaha awwww I would make him sleep on the couch

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meganikans 14

No he wants her to go to the back his throat. (:

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lifesuxxxsc 5

I'd get back at him by following him around making elephant noises! hah

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Lil_Red777 21

I'm pregnant too and I'd cry if someone did that to me. My boyfriend would never do that because he isn't an asshole....I can't believe you're husband would be that inconsiderate. You are carrying his child after all.

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Lil_Red777 21

Are you kidding me??? He's insinuating his wife is a whale. How is that not being an asshole??? You have to be a special kind of stupid to think that wouldn't hurt any woman's feelings.

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Sniper_Chick4110 20

#77. Op is lucky, During my pregnancy i predict my husband will just bitch about what a weak human being i am every time i feel pain or cry etc. I would be happy to be called a whale and made a joke of, i think it's cute and i would probably go along with it and join him in making whale noises too. Why does everything have to be so serious?

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havahnegila 22

Name him Jonah, it's only suiting. Your husband won't be able to object either.... He practically named him himself. It's a beautiful name too.

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meganikans 14

Tell him off!!! You are carrying his child and you deserve more respect then that. If he doesnt stop tell him your waving in with someone that will support you through the pregnancy and not tear you down.

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siggy_mcsigx 22

Once or twice for a laugh I might understand and laugh off myself (but I've never been pregnant). But continuously throughout the pregnancy? Pretty unacceptable.

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zsshamalama 11

He's just joking around. It's lighthearted playfulness. If it annoys you, ask him to stop.

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titibug823 11

Tell him how it makes you feel and ask him to please stop. If you've already done that and it doesnt work, punch him... HARD in the throat, or gut... make him think twice about EVER doing that again.

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