By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 10:42 - United States - Richmond

Today, and for the past 38 weeks of my pregnancy, my husband decided to amuse himself by following me around, making whale noises. FML
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tbro47 23

Well if he wants to call you big start calling him small. That would shut him up.

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Welshite 39

Just as long as he doesn't have extreme short-term memory loss. Also, you might want to name your child Nemo. It's for the best.

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jaellin 18

I'm so sorry that you chose to marry an immature ass. Then chose to reproduce with him. Then failed to put him in his place for nine months now. Ooh wait, no I'm not. YDI, sorry op.

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a2dox 12

Maybe this side if him didn't come out until the pregnancy.

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martin8337 35

He is a sperm whale.

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squideth 18

Here we see two sexist kids circle-jerking one another in their natural habitat: the internet. Notice their terrible sense of humor and lack of empathy to anyone different than them.

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stargirl_95 24

#96 I think that you need to stop talking before you somehow manage to shove your head any further up your ass

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kayteakay 26

Don't get anyone pregnant, they don't deserve it.

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messeduplife2 7

My boyfriend would probably do the same thing

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Saraj07 18

My husband wouldn't be sleeping in the house if he did that.

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Saraj07 18

and if my name is also on the house and I pay the bills too you got me knocked up with your child and decide to disrespect me like that you can get out. once or twice of doing that, funny. continuously throughout the pregnancy uncalled for.

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amypr 20

Well, I'm pretty sure you've already established in this FML that you will never be in that situation, as no woman will ever let you between her legs.

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amypr 20

Sorry, this was supposed to be posted elsewhere. My phone is crap.

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shorty11272 2

Pregnant women scare the shit out of me, really they do. I'm pissing myself as I type, just look at the piss stains on my tighty-whities.

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