Miscellaneous: Today, and for the third time this week, I found a pubic hair...

By vey - 08/02/2014 22:14 - China - Beijing

Today, and for the third time this week, I found a pubic hair in my soup. I'm currently bed-ridden and can't afford to piss off my boyfriend by complaining. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2013 17:38 - Slovenia - Ruse

Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 20:11 - Sweden

Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

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Pain in the ass

By Anonymous - 17/06/2021 22:01 - United States - Greenville

Today, I awoke to an excruciating pain in my back from sleeping in the same position all night. I can't wipe my own ass. I've already gone to shit twice. FML

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By idontbleedfromthere - 22/08/2012 23:10 - United States - Indio

Today, after having recently moved into shared accommodations, my prankster of a room-mate has somehow made sure I've yet again woken up with a tampon in my mouth. It's been three times in the past week. FML

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By I stink - 18/12/2018 15:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 17:44 - United Kingdom - Saint Leonards

Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML

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sunshine41196 12

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:14

How are you able to continue eating?....FYL Op...I hope you get better soon

upallnight11 19

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:15

I guess you've found his special ingredient, OP.

Comments

smrpre 3

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:46

You know when people say "this food was made with love"? Yeah...well pubic hair (especially if intentionally put there) makes it food made with passive aggression. Passive aggression doesn't taste good.

mea_iloveskiing 26

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:49

Ask him to bring you an unopened nutella and a spoon.

TXFernwoods 26

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:50

Oh no ): Get well soon, OP.(:

oooohmygosh 8

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:50

He might not be pissed... He seems to just be gross. Don't complain, just talk to him. Hope you get better soon!

KayZeep 3

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:54

Yikes. Sounds like more than a coincidence......

charlson 9

Sunday 9 February 2014 3:04

Are you sure that‘s a hair?

peanuty001 19

Sunday 9 February 2014 3:14

Dx thats just nasty

weveallbeenthere 30

Sunday 9 February 2014 3:22

maybe its am arm hair

perdix 29

Sunday 9 February 2014 3:31

Pick it out and pray that it was an eyelash. When you get better, demand that he shave his junk. If he insists on masturbating into your food, you shouldn't have to tolerate the hairs!

juan3611 14

Sunday 9 February 2014 3:33

How do pubes get in your soup anyways o.O

jbuckets_404 38

Sunday 9 February 2014 6:38

If you have to ask, then you obviously either don't have enough imagination and/or slept through your high-school Human Biology class topic of "Self-Loving."