Miscellaneous: Today, and for the third time this week, I found a pubic hair...

By vey - 08/02/2014 22:14 - China - Beijing

Today, and for the third time this week, I found a pubic hair in my soup. I'm currently bed-ridden and can't afford to piss off my boyfriend by complaining. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2013 17:38 - Slovenia - Ruse

Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 20:11 - Sweden

Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

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Pain in the ass

By Anonymous - 17/06/2021 22:01 - United States - Greenville

Today, I awoke to an excruciating pain in my back from sleeping in the same position all night. I can't wipe my own ass. I've already gone to shit twice. FML

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By idontbleedfromthere - 22/08/2012 23:10 - United States - Indio

Today, after having recently moved into shared accommodations, my prankster of a room-mate has somehow made sure I've yet again woken up with a tampon in my mouth. It's been three times in the past week. FML

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By I stink - 18/12/2018 15:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 17:44 - United Kingdom - Saint Leonards

Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML

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sunshine41196 12

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:14

How are you able to continue eating?....FYL Op...I hope you get better soon

upallnight11 19

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:15

I guess you've found his special ingredient, OP.

Comments

1947Chevy 17

Sunday 9 February 2014 9:23

You should really say something. That's a bit of a health hazard

SmilerVamp 6

Sunday 9 February 2014 10:33

So it's the third time and the only thing you can think of doing about it is complaining? How about: 'Hey boyfriend, thanks for giving me a place to stay but i'll do the cooking from now on?'

SmilerVamp 6

Sunday 9 February 2014 10:37

Oops, misread that one. Sorry OP.

manasstalker 7

Sunday 9 February 2014 15:10

I find it funny how many people think its seriously an accident! You don't find pubic hair 3 TIMES and its STILL an accident, scratching his balls or not. Lol the number of people who came to that conclusion are people who I assume get stuck in relationships because they prefer to ignore signs of passive aggressive behavior. He's being a dick for reasons we don't know, clearly they need to break up. (I don't know about you, but putting hair from your genitals into my food would be a deal breaker).

Setareh23 34

Sunday 9 February 2014 19:53

I dunno, if she's been bed-ridden for a week and he's been feeding her three times a day, that's a total of 21 meals (not including snacks). Is it that unreasonable to think that maybe, 3 out of those 21+ times he happened to scratch himself before or while cooking? Or that maybe he leaves his clothing on the bathroom floor while showering and any pubic hair that might have been on the floor got stuck to his shirt and later fell into her soup? Only OP knows her boyfriend well enough to be able to say whether or not he's being a passive-aggressive jerk.

o_uhu_intrstng 4

Sunday 9 February 2014 15:58

at least tell him to buzz off the hair

mistarie14 5

Sunday 9 February 2014 17:27

If he's going to be pissed because you voice this concern, perhaps it's time to re evaluate your relationship.

creepyclowntown 10

Sunday 9 February 2014 17:46

that's not a healthy relationship if you are afraid to speak up on something as gross as that

ulissey_fml 22

Sunday 9 February 2014 20:10

"Add boiling water. Allow it to cool down for 3 minutes Stir well ";)

sonictardis 8

Sunday 9 February 2014 20:15

If "can't afford to piss him off" means you're basically homeless without him, and he'd kick you out for bringing it up, it's seriously time to think about how shitty of a relationship you're in. I'm sorry, but no matter what the situation, you shouldn't have to say "can't afford to piss him off". Get out while you can, OP, and hopefully get better soon.