Work: Today, another employee scolded me for being "socially awkward"....

By me - 20/12/2011 03:53 - United States

Today, another employee scolded me for being "socially awkward". The same employee who just before had a 10 minute discussion with a client about her poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2013 18:03 - Germany - Augsburg

Today, I was awkwardly taking a dump at work, when a coworker in another stall started talking shit to me about our boss. I grunted and agreed, hoping he'd shut up and leave me alone. That's when a third guy sarcastically chimed in with insults from a third stall. It was our boss. FML

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By Username - 21/03/2012 17:10 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 15:08 - United States - Venus

Today, my boss let me sit in on a board meeting. It was awesome until the guy next to me let out a vile fart, then looked at me in disgust, causing the others to look at me in disgust too. When I told my boss what really happened, he told me to grow up and stop blaming the other guy. FML

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By no one - 02/06/2020 14:00

Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

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Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML

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bellakaykid 6

Tuesday 20 December 2011 8:25

What a... turd? Yeah, I suck at puns.

blink182AAR 6

Tuesday 20 December 2011 8:26

Well you would be acting awkward after witnessing them talking about her own crap.

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hayleyydean 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 9:47

How lame FMLs like this make it past moderation is beyond me

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 20 December 2011 10:11

FML's like these get posted because of the mods snorting rhino mucus, or something. DocBastard explained it all in a previous FML, but he was assassinated for disclosing classified information. So if you don't like these fml's, PM the mods, dumbass. Or just leave this site.

ohmandapants 16

Tuesday 20 December 2011 9:49

She's a fellow employee, she has no right to "scold" you in any way. Speak to your manager. This person obviously has some sort of superiority complex.

moop256 10

Tuesday 20 December 2011 9:51

Well you see that's life you'll always have a bulky of some kind in it. She could report it but that's the cowards way out. You fight back and use physiological warfare

moop256 10

Tuesday 20 December 2011 10:01

Damn you auto correct

Cavebone 5

Tuesday 20 December 2011 10:38

they know how to relate...

luckydog__1 2

Tuesday 20 December 2011 10:38

AND you put up with that shit? NO pun intended.

RedMosquito 4

Tuesday 20 December 2011 11:16

10 minute poo conversation? Sounds like your co worker really knows her shit!

Jasonf6 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 13:30

She's obviously a ******* retard.

NOTquiteRAMBO 10

Tuesday 20 December 2011 13:42

Rrright..

rattusrattus 18

Tuesday 20 December 2011 13:52

Speaking as someone who is socially awkward, this place is a great way of learning that stuff. Or more likely, what not to do...

perdix 29

Tuesday 20 December 2011 15:35

You are socially awkward if you think conversations about poop are weird. Normal people talk shit all the time!

Okayitwasme 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 15:38

Let that other employee think they are the bomb! Obviously they have no idea what a hypocrite they are. Letting you know to watch what you say is a good thing, because the other employee will screw up and all you have to do is stand there and shake your head! Lift your head high and walk off. Then let them catch you laughing!