Love: Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

By timor - 18/12/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 804

You deserved it 4 871

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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You deserved it 8 131

By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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You deserved it 4 271

By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 13:25 - United States - Evansville

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 211

By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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You deserved it 578

By John - 07/11/2009 21:45 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 718

You deserved it 6 347

By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 772

You deserved it 7 815

By onthemarket - 08/09/2010 19:46 - United States

Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 587

You deserved it 4 170

By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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You deserved it 6 095

By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 837

You deserved it 4 855

By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 708

You deserved it 3 935

bman134 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 19:55

you should still have sex with her

canadian_ftw 8

Saturday 18 December 2010 19:54

you'll be better off without her.

Comments

2013bchan41 20

Thursday 21 March 2013 14:58

And then you laugh when she gets divorced in 3 months

JerryThePenguin 4

Thursday 2 October 2014 11:58

What a *****.

Chaosshadowzero 15

Thursday 9 April 2015 7:57

Better off without some dumb bimbo like that bud.

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 16 August 2015 23:53

You're better off.

dmvborn 8

Friday 24 February 2017 17:21

a woman like that was wasting your time anyway

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