Love: Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see...

By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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By mahanaaa_23 - 19/12/2012 20:47 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

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By limegreengiraffe - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Lubbock

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 15:14 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I woke up with an engagement ring on my left hand. The same one I refused last month. My boyfriend apparently waited for me to be drunk to propose again last night, and has already posted the pics on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2015 10:16

Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML

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By badluck - 21/07/2014 19:31 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2019 14:25

Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML

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By whatsername92 - 01/02/2013 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me the most beautiful diamond ring I have ever seen. As I excitedly put it on my finger, he told me it wasn't an engagement ring, but I should wear it like one to keep other men away and seem "unapproachable". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 17:10 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

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Wednesday 20 July 2011 9:12

Yeah he needs to get it back to his wife before she notices it missing.

thatnucca 36

Wednesday 20 July 2011 9:18

Are you serious? Next time he's horny, show him the promise land, and when he asks for a taste, gladly close it back up with a smile on your face...

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thatsuxalot 4

Thursday 21 July 2011 0:59

at least he's thinking about getting married? but really that sucks hopefully he's just waiting for the perfect moment!

maddie2015 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 2:10

he just waiting for the perfect moment.

saphfiire 13

Thursday 21 July 2011 3:15

... and you're engaged to him why?

pixiedustedd 4

Thursday 21 July 2011 4:11

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

ak2580 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 4:36

that sucks

bingolittle 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 5:24

sounds like you have an awful boyfriend

swizzle90 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 6:15

dump him

Carlie_McCartney 1

Thursday 21 July 2011 15:55

Soooooo...did he actually PROPOSE yet, or...?

Carlie_McCartney 1

Thursday 21 July 2011 15:57

Oh, God - I'm sorry, double post D:

Carlie_McCartney 1

Thursday 21 July 2011 15:55

Soooooo...did he actually PROPOSE yet, or...?

canumovespenny 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:44

Ya like that.

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