Love: Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see... - FML

By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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By mahanaaa_23 - 19/12/2012 20:47 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

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By limegreengiraffe - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Lubbock

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 15:14 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I woke up with an engagement ring on my left hand. The same one I refused last month. My boyfriend apparently waited for me to be drunk to propose again last night, and has already posted the pics on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2015 10:16

Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML

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By badluck - 21/07/2014 19:31 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2019 14:25

Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML

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By whatsername92 - 01/02/2013 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me the most beautiful diamond ring I have ever seen. As I excitedly put it on my finger, he told me it wasn't an engagement ring, but I should wear it like one to keep other men away and seem "unapproachable". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 17:10 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

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DrewsFML 8

Wednesday 20 July 2011 9:12

Yeah he needs to get it back to his wife before she notices it missing.

thatnucca 36

Wednesday 20 July 2011 9:18

Are you serious? Next time he's horny, show him the promise land, and when he asks for a taste, gladly close it back up with a smile on your face...

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imperialtl 12

Wednesday 20 July 2011 16:29

that's just awesome. I wish I had thought of that.

idongeyo 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 16:33

?

urkiddingright 3

Wednesday 20 July 2011 17:25

do NOT marry that guy.

Daralea 21

Wednesday 20 July 2011 17:54

It's been a year and he's already thinking about marrying you. Be grateful he's taking his time with the proposal so he can do it when he's ready instead of rushing it!

GoneClubbin 9

Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:25

well now you have somethin to look forward to don't u!

CatTTy 10

Wednesday 20 July 2011 20:45

Had to run back to the pawn shop before it closed.

zosfrosty 1

Wednesday 20 July 2011 23:23

You shouldn't be getting engaged after only one year anyway. It does suck if he didn't bother getting you anything else, though.

jennabenna09 1

Thursday 21 July 2011 0:01

what a jerk he's like taunting you!! that's totally wrong!

jurbul 15

Thursday 21 July 2011 0:01

He probably borrowed it for the day from his real fiancé.

ilovedemexicans 3

Thursday 21 July 2011 0:17

Wow wat a kill-joy but happen to me to aha but it was a joke that lasted about 30min

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