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ask him if your dating him is revokable as the ring. =D
Whether OP means 1st year dating or married, I think it's cute! If they're married, it means he keeps the ring safe, and if they're not, then he loves her and will marry her someday, just not today.
There's a two minute limit on editing? Tha't stupid... I reread the FML, and realized she said boyfriend. Oh well, it's still cute!
Someone that controlling that she wants to marry?? Not on your life!!!! Another abusive man.
maybe he has big plans for when he does ask you. just give him time :) I'm sure you will be happy when he actually does ask you.
hilarious!!!
that sucks but at the same time sooooooo funny haha
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Yeah he needs to get it back to his wife before she notices it missing.
Are you serious? Next time he's horny, show him the promise land, and when he asks for a taste, gladly close it back up with a smile on your face...