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Female here. (One that dated a bald guy in early college). Just shave it all off when it gets to that point and own it. Keep it clean shaven. Channel every ounce of confidence you've got. Let it be an asset. Trust me. There will be chicks that find it hot. Idk about in HS, but college for sure. I've got several young adult bald/shaven friends and they're definitely ladies men! Pretty much anyone else isn't going to notice/care (except maybe some insecure HS bully). Confidence is the key!!
You're not alone; my father got his first toupee at the ripe old age of 15.
You're not alone; my father got his first toupee at the ripe old age of 15.
Either plan to shell out for hair plugs or just start shaving your head and rocking the bald look. Just don't forget to put sunscreen on your head or you'll just end up looking like a tomato. Put on some muscle if you're on the scrawny side, too, cause bald + ripped is a fairly good lady magnet.
Youu don't have to be ripped for the bald look to work. Check out Patrick Stewart. A lot of women still think he is attractive. He's 76. His wife is 39 this year.
The only solution is to shave your head and get ripped
Seriously we're ALL assuming this is a man. It happens to women too! I had a friend in her early 20's who's head looked like she had gotten shit faced and tried to give herself a REALLY short haircut. Although there are different types alopecia totalis, is sudden permanent loss of all hair up there.
The advice stands for a woman, too- cut it all off right away, because "balding" is infinitely worse than "bald" or "clean shaven."
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At least you'll have a great career in magic eraser advertising. Sorry for your loss Mr. Clean.
Now you need to hit the gym and become The Rock. Scrawny bald guys look like racists. Skinheads really ****** it up for you.