By mistletoe - 09/12/2013 02:21 - United States - Miami

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Today, as a pickup line, a guy said to me, "Yo, can I kiss your vag' under the mistletoe?" FML
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hnz 13

That's when you say "Yo, can I kick your ass under the mistletoe"

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Ambient25 24

Smack the shit out of him. I actually went to a bar before in DC and saw this pretty drunk guy try this on a girl: "Hey baby were your parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special"... I burst out laughing

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Zackly 4

Call him a ****** and sacrifice a goat on his front lawn

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JMichael 25

Can I shove a rusty fork up your ass under the mistletoe?

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The_Hula_Monster 10

That's when you say "Do I look like some hoe hoe hoe?".

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polishguy05 15

That's when you let him lean in and then knee him right in the face!

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katydid91 31

Ugh, what a sleaze bag!!

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abusch 9

Surely that would be under the cameltoe, not mistletoe?

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