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By mistletoe - 09/12/2013 02:21 - United States - Miami

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Today, as a pickup line, a guy said to me, "Yo, can I kiss your vag' under the mistletoe?" FML
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hnz 13

That's when you say "Yo, can I kick your ass under the mistletoe"

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Ambient25 24

Smack the shit out of him. I actually went to a bar before in DC and saw this pretty drunk guy try this on a girl: "Hey baby were your parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special"... I burst out laughing

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V688 12

This made my day , thank you for sharing hahaha

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Sniper_Chick4110 20

One of my husbands mate's likes to use the line "Are you a ****?". If you are at a party and ask every woman in a crowded room odds are you'll find one. You'll also get slapped till your cheeks are raw by that other 98%

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Sniper_Chick4110 20

I get on occasion the oh so classy "You wanna see my **** babe?"

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Nohman 14

That's even funnier with your avatar.

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tukies 28

Did you kiss his dick with your foot?

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Zebediabolical 39

That's what you get for wearing a mistletoe belt buckle!

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sanecatlady 13

Disgusting! That's sexual harassment and he needs to have something very icy poured down his pants. Whatever happened to just, "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?".

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