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By mistletoe - 09/12/2013 02:21 - United States - Miami

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Today, as a pickup line, a guy said to me, "Yo, can I kiss your vag' under the mistletoe?" FML

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hnz 13

Monday 9 December 2013 12:53

That's when you say "Yo, can I kick your ass under the mistletoe"

Ambient25 24

Monday 9 December 2013 12:54

Smack the shit out of him. I actually went to a bar before in DC and saw this pretty drunk guy try this on a girl: "Hey baby were your parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special"... I burst out laughing

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mosquito19 14

Monday 9 December 2013 21:20

the sad thing is, it probably works for some other tart.

bushada 18

Monday 9 December 2013 21:26

Wow, and I thought I had no tact.

sabrinalynn22 19

Monday 9 December 2013 21:56

I would smack him with the mistletoe.

FemskyD 26

Monday 9 December 2013 23:02

Kiss my fist instead :s

CaptnNorway 10

Monday 9 December 2013 23:54

If you said yes you would be a Mistleho, and if you said no you would me a mistleno, and he would say MistleDo'h

ercdndrs 9

Tuesday 10 December 2013 0:39

"No, but you can kiss my ass!"

jack_splat 11

Tuesday 10 December 2013 1:09

I left my ******** at your place. When can I come get it?

a4s 8

Tuesday 10 December 2013 2:16

And you said no????

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 10 December 2013 4:17

That's way to far way too fast....I really hope he always falls short...

leftyb10 12

Tuesday 10 December 2013 4:26

Well, did it work??

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