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By mistletoe - 09/12/2013 02:21 - United States - Miami

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Today, as a pickup line, a guy said to me, "Yo, can I kiss your vag' under the mistletoe?" FML
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hnz 13

That's when you say "Yo, can I kick your ass under the mistletoe"

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Ambient25 24

Smack the shit out of him. I actually went to a bar before in DC and saw this pretty drunk guy try this on a girl: "Hey baby were your parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special"... I burst out laughing

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BAD2891 4

Douchey? Yes. But 1. that dudes got balls to use a line like that. and 2. At least he was straight to the point about what he wanted from you and didn't try to lie!

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OhhIrony 6

You should say, "No, but I can cram my foot up your ass so hard it's like a Toe-Missile."

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swaggalikethat 22

That's when you show him your camel toe and punch him right in the hepatitis.

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UsernameTaken14 18

He might need some pickup line advice... Or some advice. In general.

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sour_sweet_gone 14

He shouldn't said "since we're under a mistletoe can I kiss under your cameltoe?" Lmao I thought of this and have been laughing for like 5 minutes. I think I'm hilarious :)

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