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By mistletoe - 09/12/2013 02:21 - United States - Miami

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Today, as a pickup line, a guy said to me, "Yo, can I kiss your vag' under the mistletoe?" FML
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hnz 13

That's when you say "Yo, can I kick your ass under the mistletoe"

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Ambient25 24

Smack the shit out of him. I actually went to a bar before in DC and saw this pretty drunk guy try this on a girl: "Hey baby were your parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special"... I burst out laughing

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mackdeezy 22

That's a pick up line? Wow, that's officially the worst one ive ever heard.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Oh, I disagree... "Do you like peanut butter? Well, do you want to ****?"

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junkman6 22

I just got a ren and stimpy flashback from this FML. Thank you OP.

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ZY1431 24

well....there's a lot you can say to that.

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nanxi 30

Something about the sentence composition of this FML made me sing it to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas".

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Fmlsea 28

he actually said this out loud , who in their right mind would think this pick up line would work!

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perdix 29

That is just so wrong! It should be, "Yo, MAY I kiss your vag under the mistletoe?"

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Ambient25 24

No it's "Good day my fair lady, may I perform oral stimulation on your reproductive organ under this holiday fixture please?"

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Fmlsea 28

well he's on the top of the dip shit list...

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