By WhyDoINeedAName - 13/03/2013 19:51 - Canada - Okotoks

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Today, as always, I'm dating one of the few girls who, without fail, always finishes first when we get intimate. She's also one of those girlfriends who doesn't want to continue once she's done. FML
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MrBrightside21 20

I'd be satisfied to have anyone with a female reproductive organ.

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Ziggy122 15

Hey, at least you're good enough to make her finish!

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emag_eht 18

You'll be unsatisfied too. She'll be finished and want you off of her.

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RtardSupport 2

You need to really get her going and just before she finishes STOP! Get up and walk away.. then later have a serious conversation about her priorities.

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MrBrightside21 20

I'd be satisfied to have anyone with a female reproductive organ.

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noelasis94 18

Sounds like a classic case of blue balls

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maronofhearts 19

You might want to retake health class Men have balls women have ovaries so if the man is not finishing it's definitely not blue ovaries unless smurfette is his gf

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mkcherry 14

sometimes sex can be painful/feel weird right after you ****** maybe try softer foreplay and then giving her recoup time. OR talk to her about how selfish she is, don't suffer through a crap sex life it will only leach into the rest of your relationship.

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melacortez 11

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spazz666 18

I think screwing her is what's causing the issue.

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starcrossddream 14

Teach her the joys of multiple orgasms. She will thank you eventually :)

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crammer1 6

Not all women can have multiples.

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icanhazblivions 1

sounds like every man on the planet. ydi. ha.

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DocBastard 38

Hahaha **** you. Not all of us are selfish assholes in bed. And in conclusion, **** you and your ridiculous generalisation.

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nikolkaw 9

You could finish it off yourself if she won't want to continue? Or talk to her about it? Problems sadly won't solve themselves unless you confront them :(

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nikolkaw 9

You could finish it off yourself if she won't want to continue? Or talk to her about it? Problems sadly won't solve themselves unless you confront them :(

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