By WhyDoINeedAName - 13/03/2013 19:51 - Canada - Okotoks

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Today, as always, I'm dating one of the few girls who, without fail, always finishes first when we get intimate. She's also one of those girlfriends who doesn't want to continue once she's done. FML
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MrBrightside21 20

I'd be satisfied to have anyone with a female reproductive organ.

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Ziggy122 15

Hey, at least you're good enough to make her finish!

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RedEG4 1

So she is like a lot of guys? Hah Just jerk it and spray on her face.

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EarlFug 19

Bud, since you seem to have seen this before I think you need to look in the mirror and work on your bedside manner. Be generous and make it FUN. Make it fun and she will want to get you off too.

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thats_my_job 11

I don't see what more op can do though. He's already getting her off, he isn't complaining about that. He is bemoaning the fact that his girlfriend stops once she cums. Personally, I think she's faking it. If she really knew the pleasure of cuming I think she would want her SO to get there too.

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kiraleann 16

Ask for a *******, and claim you're too tired to reciprocate when it's finished.

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wanderingshopper 13

Hmmm... What a rare variety of the male species! Letting the woman reach fulfillment first. Must document the case.

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Ilsaluna 9

Stop working so hard (ha) until it's reciprocated. Otherwise, make sure she tips you on her way out for services rendered. Sex isn't a one-way street.

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wvcheesehead1 9

Prepare her a nice romantic dinner so you can talk about this, pasta would be good... leave hers a little but noticeably underdone, that will make a good conversation starter.

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dr_snow_bear 29

How can she not want to continue? How hard is it to lay on your back with your legs apart?

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tj5810 21

I'm not siding with the GF by any means really, but what kind of girls are YOU getting with? Are they alive at least? Lol

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candiicane 12

Now you know how most females feel, seeing as the guy usually decides it's over once he's done, regardless of the girl.

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Na7e_G 4

Try to finish first an do the same to her.

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buddy51 23

OP you're being **** blocked by your own techniques!! YDI for being a skillful lover with a lazy self involved and inconsiderate partner. Leave her and find someone who gives as well as takes.

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