Transportation: Today, as I couldn't get the airplane seat buckle to buckle,...

By Anonymous - 08/03/2011 18:25 - United States

Today, as I couldn't get the airplane seat buckle to buckle, I faced the fact that I've been in denial about how fat I have become. The people in my row faced it too as I began to sob uncontrollably. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2023 06:00

Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML

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By ThunderThighs - 23/07/2014 23:24 - United States - Flemington

Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, I was at the airport to catch a plane. It was very crowded at the gate and there was nowhere to sit except for a flat metal bench, so I sat on that. Turns out I was sitting on a luggage scale, so my weight was displayed for everybody to see. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 13:34 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML

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Stewart Lee has let himself go

By Anonymous - 26/06/2024 15:00 - Israel

Today, I noticed while sitting on my office chair, my belly is now large enough to touch my thighs. I'm not pregnant, I just ate my feelings for the past few years, and gained about 20kg in total. I've never felt so much self-loathing as I do right now, and I'm too ashamed to ask for help. FML

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By ifmlftw - 22/06/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML

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Foursome

By MLeguillon - 01/09/2014 04:34 - United States - Imperial

Today, after years of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took my seat only to find a baby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me. All of whom decided to cry in unison. It was a 9-hour flight. FML

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Banished

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 20:00

Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 15:48 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML

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By elvisfreak5446 - 10/08/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML

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amerwin 3

Tuesday 8 March 2011 23:57

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Dust yourself off, and create a gameplan to shed some lbs.

cavalos94 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 23:45

dude that's your own damn fault. if you're unhappy with your body, go on a diet.

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mba1256 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 3:53

lol failure on your part

musicfreak9821 6

Thursday 10 March 2011 4:48

I love how you're writing an fml while you're supposed to be excersising!

Daederoth 10

Thursday 10 March 2011 4:51

OP is a woman.

Pawned71 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 5:02

I am a freshman, I lift weights and I eat EVERYTHING I want except for sweets. I eat many grains and gluten... and muscles are well fed by it. don't eat sweets but go to the gym. don't drink anything w/ sugar either, drink PLENTY of water.

niibee 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:51

insaneeeeee i guesss u wore spandex... i mean really u dont notice when u buy clothes going up from.. 1x 2x 3x

Diplomatz 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 20:23

Nice wife you got there.

takemethere 0

Friday 11 March 2011 3:52

ummm it's hard to lose weight. give them a break.

shanster 3

Sunday 13 March 2011 3:04

lose some weight fatty mcfatfat. so quit hidin sandwiches in your ****** ripples. just cuz you got yeast hanging out in ur ****** rolls, doesn't make it a bread box. you give new meaning to NATURE'S OWN, V