i'm calling you out on this one. first of all, the key to using self tanner is that you mix it with moisturizer in order to reduce lines. if what you say is true, your legs should have a lot more streaks. second, it takes a while to settle in. even after it dries, you can't wash or anything because the effects could fade. if you "immediately" realized that you forgot to wash your hands, you could have just gone and washed your face. btw, your hands would be super orange.. if i was you, i wouldn't be worrying about my face. third, i'm assuming you're a girl.. there's nothing makeup can't fix.

That's what you get for using self tanner. It always looks terrible. People with fake tans aren't fooling anyone- When's the last time you saw a naturally orange person?

you know people that put that shit on look like Umpa Lumpa's... It is not attractive, unless you're trying to attract yourself a Jersey man.

Quarter cup of lemon juice, half a cup of salt and a loofah sponge scrub scrub scrub! seriously it works

I was about to vote YDI, but the detail about the telemarketer made me change my mind. FYL :(

i always turn telemarketers down. And fake tan is ugly. YDI

Lime juice removes self tanner.

Stupid Google ads. I open this page, only to be subjected to yet another highly mediocre FML and now I have a nasty, self tanned orange ass burning its image into my retinas. It's times like this I am jealous of people who read these on their phones and don't have to see the propaganda that litters the margins.

YA, NOT REALLY DRAMATIC. JUST STUPID, IF IT'S even true.... and what, it works instantly?

Don't you have an answering machine or voice mail? probably coulda let that answer it.