By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 00:27 - Canada

Today, as I finished putting self tanner on my legs, the phone rang. Telemarketer. After returning to the bathroom I put moisturizer on my face. As I looked in the mirror, I soon realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands. My face is now streaky orange. FML
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GameRater01 0

YDI for using self tanner. Tanner cream = instant oompaloompa

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Internets_ 0

I call BS. Unless you had mistaken your tanning lotion for moisturizer or unless you answer your phone with your feet this seems unlikely. You would have noticed tanning lotion on your phone when you picked it up unless you're an idiot.

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yojoeletsmakeout 0

#6, she put mosturizer on her face after the phone call.

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awesomeee 0

I call bs. With fake tan you wouldn't LOOK UP to see orange on your face... it takes 3hours to set in and change the colour of your skin. Also... if you RUBBED IN moisturizer, it wouldn't be streaky. Mixing it with moisturizer also means it won't be absorbed very much.

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alex_vik 0

As soon as I read 'self tanner' I clicked YDI. Have fun with your orange face and orange legs and whatever else you just painted orange.

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TigressUK 0

*Sigh* kinda obvious that for an FML like this you'll get a bunch of idiots who think they know better telling you how dumb you are for using self tan. Heck, I'd opt for self tan over cancer and wrinkles any day.

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newguy90 0

YDI for getting a fake tan. GUYS DON"T LIKE GIRLS THAT LOOK LIKE CARROTS!!!! and I bet you don't like guys that look orange either.

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HurriKaty 4

YDI for using shitty ugly self tanner.

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ohhhhshizzz 0

You don't get orange from self tanner. & I'd rather everyone use self tanner, rather the sun and possibly get Cancer & leathery. YLIF, I hate telemarketers. And I also hate when people feel the need to make sense of EVERY FML, goddamned fake police. *the people on here are stupid:)*

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wowfmlife 0

I don't see what the telemarketer has to do with this story? Didn't they teach you to leave out unimportant/unrelated topics in your stories? YDI for fake tanning anyways

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