By aelia_oups - 31/12/2012 22:09 - France - Taverny

Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML
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breakingbad_fml 27

At least she didn't try and kill you herself. With that being said: Your mom is rude. ***Didn't see that first comment there, sorry.

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Twilight_Sparkle_fml 8

The moral of my burial, don't make idle conversation with acquaintances.

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TheRandomIndian 17

I've got this feeling, so appeeling.

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TheRandomIndian 17

I said "appeeling" You know, peel Peel a banana Horrible pun, but I didn't see any other so I thought I'd turn yours into one

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minidinosaurgoes 9

She's just pissed that she hasn't had a "banana" recently.

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MistaBlista 9

With all due respect, your mom is a bitch.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I'm not sure if any respect is due. :P

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TheRandomIndian 17

Well I'm sure no respect is due

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heartemopants 18

Well? Did you eat the banana?

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howdeedoo 22

Seeing as OP posted this FML, I would guess no

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lilhellian 26

It takes time for these for these to post.. For we all know it is not an immediate reaction.. for we all know op did but was rushed to E.R...

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robo_thunder 13

Maybe OP typed out this fml with her last dying breath for her legacy to live on forever.

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llamafish 25

Wasn't there another FML a while ago about someone's grandma threatening to kill herself with a banana?

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Catkam623 27

The one where the girl got grounded for not taking it seriously

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melrose90210 10

That was a good one.

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GothickNihilist 15

Your mum is a complete cockmunch to suggest that you should commit suicide. Nothing justifies telling someone to kill themselves.She should apologize and understand that her actions were wrong regardless of the situation. I hope that you and your mum can work it out.

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CharresBarkrey 15

If someone comes to you and tells you they're going to go shoot up a school or a mall or something, I think it's safe to tell them to start with themself first. I say this because most shooters (especially the recent ones) tell at least one person their plans before doing so, but no one's got the balls to report them.

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xsarax_fml 10

haha hey that's family! what family is happy and cheerful all the time? haha

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gracehi 31

"Oh yeah? Well why don't you take that banana and go **** YOURSELF, cus no one else will!"

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redhedsaysrawr 18

Did you eat the banana?

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redhedsaysrawr 18

Not necessarily, maybe she could have eaten it to scare her mom and then had an Eppi pen

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