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By moonbears - 22/10/2015 16:46 - United States - Portland

Today, as I tried to parallel park at a busy spot downtown, a group of teens jumped in front of my car and started a slow clap. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2023 20:00

Today, I tried to parallel park in front of a crowd. After several failed attempts, someone shouted from a window above, "Nice 23-point turn, dumbass!" I was practicing on an empty street. FML

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By greek_dancer - 13/07/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and had to parallel park. It took me 10 to 12 minutes of maneuvering before I got into the slot. When I turned off the car and got out, there were 8 people laughing hysterically and clapping for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2017 08:22

Today, the last parking space outside my work was tiny but I tried to parallel park there in desperation. A school kid saw the whole attempt and sarcastically clapped me as I gave up and drove away. FML

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By parkingisawesome - 06/05/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By carless - 29/10/2014 15:24 - United States

Today, I watched as the teenage neighbor girl tried to parallel-park between me and my wife's cars. She was doing pretty well until she backed into mine, got scared, hit the accelerator and ran into my wife's. FML

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Not my best work

By Anonymous - 08/05/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I thought I'd finally mastered the art of parallel parking. Feeling proud of myself, I got out of the car to admire my handiwork, only to realise I'd parked halfway onto the sidewalk and completely blocked the entrance to a cafe. I had to sheepishly move my car while enduring the glares of annoyed pedestrians. FML

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By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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By socargone - 17/01/2017 22:00

Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML

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By Mayshod - 03/05/2011 12:04

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

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olpally 32

Friday 23 October 2015 1:43

Should give them a little bumper love tap...

man_in_black08 28

Friday 23 October 2015 1:42

You should have slowly given them the finger!

Comments

zkb 6

Friday 23 October 2015 7:36

When you make it onto FML as the antagonist. The spot was huge dude. It shouldn't have taken that many tries

THEDARKLORDOFALL 17

Friday 23 October 2015 7:57

I. I don't know what to say

spacefish966 18

Friday 23 October 2015 8:34

"you can dooo it"

WinterChild 20

Friday 23 October 2015 9:29

Nothing like a little encouragement

worldclassrager 39

Friday 23 October 2015 12:30

Was it the right time?

Katasuki 11

Friday 23 October 2015 13:00

I will double park on them

ADBurns 22

Friday 23 October 2015 14:07

To honest. I laughed out load to their reaction ... Sorry op lol

gogo44444 28

Friday 23 October 2015 15:09

That was you? Shit...

ncsMcLaren77 12

Friday 23 October 2015 20:40

Guess they paid 5 bucks for that emote...

skies_Full 14

Friday 23 October 2015 22:55

hey, parallel parking is hard.

americanafrican 32

Saturday 24 October 2015 0:08

no. no its really not

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