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By juwkgo - 17/02/2010 15:05 - United States

Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0

Maybe you should clean your house of mice

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Pearljammer001 0

op= original poster

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Tootsiee 0

YDI for leaving in a nasty house, and it was probably a Rat, next time don't leave out the maggots you crushed on your way over to kill the vampire Rat.

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Jen_J_the_J 0

i actually flinched and got sick images. nasty. u must have loads of mice and have 4 ages 4 em to just walk round the house. r dumb mice. at least thats one less.tho u have taken a soul off the earth. mouse killer :/

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Jen_J_the_J 0

and the mouse is clearly dead because u stepped on it, dont say it was dead already <.<

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piinkbunnii 1

I bet that's how it wanted to go anyway. By a sidewalk- stomping- ribs breaking- put a hole in your side killer heel. Yup that's it's dream. And you made it come true. 

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323Felicity 0

Well a stiletto shoe exerts more pressure than an elephant's foot, so they say, so it would be pretty easy to stab a mouse with. Also, you would know whether or not the mouse was already dead because if it had been alive, there would be lots of blood and ick, but if it was already dead, the mouse would be all stiff and the blood would be dark and coagulated. Plus, the OP's house doesn't necessarily have to be dirty or gross to have mice, anyone who doesn't have a few cats around or an exterminator come over regularly will have them. So FYL and hope you were able to get your shoes clean!

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