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By juwkgo - 17/02/2010 15:05 - United States

Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML

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Same thing different taste

By whydoihavecats - 04/08/2015 19:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML

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By goldenpuppy - 19/05/2016 20:54 - United States - Somerville

Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML

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By killer - 17/07/2010 14:54 - United States

Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML

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Alas, poor Kermit

By traumatizedforlife - 05/08/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML

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By chairlee - 07/11/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, I stepped on a piece of glass and sliced my right foot open. Hobbling to get my first aid kit, I tripped and stepped on a pair of heels, and sliced my left foot open. FML

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Night on the town

By klutz - 27/02/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I went out wearing the highest heels I had, but was nervous about falling because I'm such a klutz. I got through the night without any injuries, so I changed into the sneakers I had brought with me to walk home. I tripped right outside my house in my sneakers and broke my ankle. FML

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By chloeleigholivia - 10/01/2016 19:55 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML

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By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 00:00

Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML

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By Grrr - 20/07/2012 07:58 - United States - Salem

Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML

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pancakes_n_syrup 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:08

Maybe you should clean your house of mice

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:09

Yum, mouse kebab, did you save any for me? :D

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Caz_the_Spaz 6

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:15

now you definately know it's dead.

Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:15

You sound like a dead mouse is something you normally see.

Phaa 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:15

Wash and good to go :)

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 0:28

Maybe she works in KFC?

Ucla_cupcake 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:15

At least it was already dead

bethanysaccount 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:18

ew at least the mouse was dead. if it wasn't you would of heard it squeal and really feel bad

NGM_47 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:19

So is the FML that your new heels got dirty or that you stepped on a dead mouse?

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:32

No, it's because the OP left the front door open and came back to see everything in her house stolen. But she forgot to mention that of course. ...

Ochi_fml 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:22

you just have rats lyin around? time for spring cleaning

bluebubblems 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:23

ewwwww! epic fail :]

iRobynM 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:23

bahahahaahahahahahaha!! ewwww

nmsm 1

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:24

eewwwwwwww! That's nasty. I bet it felt good though. Squishy, with a crunch of bone thrown in there.

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Same thing different taste

Alas, poor Kermit

Night on the town

Hello little guy

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