By rxcrs3 - 09/08/2012 06:44 - United States

Spicy
Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML
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BRLHP 24

Going by your username, id assume you have been in a similar situation.

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melij99 5

You could have recommended a Swedish Made Penis Enlarger.

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WearingHats 14

But... It looks like a meat grinder.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Plus, he might get his balls sucked into it and end up sounding like me.

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vertigoisarat 8

13, apparently I'm the only one who got this reference. That movie isn't even that old!

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nikkinurse 10

F his L - not urs- awesome party story!!!

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Well it takes a sure man to admit that :) Kudos to him

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EyeLoveChicken 0

No... It takes a real man to buy condoms that actually fit, and not make an ass of himself by buying big ones that will slip off of his penis mid-sex

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Skinwalker131 5

He only needs the box. Get the larger box then put the smaller condoms in the larger box. It completely makes sense.

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Slender_Man 6

What size was the condoms?

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cash_monkey72 9

36 - I was thinking the exact same thing!

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

you better not come behind me in the woods later without condoms mister >.>

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Slender_Man 6

Sorry. My iPad is being a retard

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keylimecat87 3

Maybe he was looking for a discount. Smaller price for a smaller penis?

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reject214 10

Yes Noor. Very interesting. I like your name, by the way.

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imago_dei 6

"How are you today, sir?"..." My condoms are too big". ALRIGHTY THEN.__.

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Tdot36 5

The " ALRIGHTY THEN" reminded me of ace venturaa

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2dog 15

Well then tell him to get a bigger dog

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

yes, because we can all help how our genetics are.

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2dog 15

It's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard.

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

it was sarcasm, don't take it too seriously. :3

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