By well then... - 15/06/2013 05:04 - Canada - London

Today, as I was crossing to the US, I got pulled over by border patrol for looking "suspicious". The female cop searched my purse and found a condom. She smirked and said, "I doubt you'd ever need that." FML
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Same thing different taste

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That's when you say "I'll need it if you want to search more of me". ;)

IronMan3758 4

That's when the Mexicans in the trunk say "yes she will!"

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TcheQ 12

Yeah, the next time I want a plebs opinion will be in just a few moments of gtfo loser Oh, and you should write a complaint regarding the unprofessional behaviour

tehdarkness 21

She can't say that. If this isn't fake then rat her out to her supervisors. Then again if she was nice dont bother she was just being funny.

You should of said, " Actually i won't because i just raw-dogged your mother last night."

aldwin_fml 7

maybe because you're a girl...and girls don't have dicks...

bastermating 1

Border patrol are just sad people. Some fat balding guy stopped and asked me if my backpack was "a girls backpack because it looks so full." Just laughed at him and drove through.

Hahaha coming from a female cop...she's just sad she doesn't have her penis yet.

"Well, then I guess I can always work for the border patrol..."