By well then... - 15/06/2013 05:04 - Canada - London

Today, as I was crossing to the US, I got pulled over by border patrol for looking "suspicious". The female cop searched my purse and found a condom. She smirked and said, "I doubt you'd ever need that." FML
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Same thing different taste

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That's when you say "I'll need it if you want to search more of me". ;)

IronMan3758 4

That's when the Mexicans in the trunk say "yes she will!"

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Wizardo 33

And that's when you start rambling on about your constitutional rights - whatever they may be and your crazy exterior gets you freed from the oppressive government fuzz...

k_lylepad 19

The rudeness of people continues to astound me. Like how is that in any way professional behavior?

How do you know she said it if she said it "silently"? Did you read her lips?

Better safe than sorry but still you could have shot back I don't need it now due to the fact you pulled me over...actually don't say that...it's not the best idea...just be glad you got away...

"She searched my purse and" Manpurse? Or do you just keep condoms just in case?

a lot of girls keep one on them in case their partner doesn't have any. Better safe than sorry.

Complain to her superior. There's no need to be so rude to someone. I hope she was drop dead gorgeous for her to make a remark like that! FYL OP

Agreed. The bitch should pay. That's beyond rude.

Ah nobody cares if you file complaints when it comes to customs/immigration agents. My mom got sent the inspection because she got highlights in her hair that didn't match the "black hair" in her passport lol.

How does one silently say something? I think I should try to master that.

When you think of Border Control employees, its not like you think "Oh damn, sexy sexy; Lemme get a piece O' that." So i'm just going to assume that she was an ugly, jealous biatch.

I was totally thinking that the border guard waddled around the car *mental image*

I hope you said, "well that makes two of us."

Right answer: *silence * Wrong answer: "Not true, officer. I was going to fill it with cocaine and swallow it before returning back home. I am going to the States where that stuff is easy to find, after all."