By well then... - 15/06/2013 05:04 - Canada - London

Today, as I was crossing to the US, I got pulled over by border patrol for looking "suspicious". The female cop searched my purse and found a condom. She smirked and said, "I doubt you'd ever need that." FML
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Same thing different taste

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That's when you say "I'll need it if you want to search more of me". ;)

IronMan3758 4

That's when the Mexicans in the trunk say "yes she will!"

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Your lucky they didn't arrest you for prostitution. Apparently, carrying condoms can be used as proof of prostitution now.

*oops meant to say: what, who says? Works cited, please

boingboing.net/2013/03/08/nypd-will-arrest-you-for-carry.html ipsnorthamerica.net/news.php?idnews=4293 www.jiasociety.org/index.php/jias/article/download/18626/3005

yscpunkchick 14

Those women that work border crossings are such smug bitches. I know they're "just doing their job" but, jeez... you don't have to be such ***** about it.

Border agents are the worst. Assholes and you can't say anything back or else they will ban you from the country or year apart your car/search you in depth. Complain to their superior and they will never agree with you

Am I the only one who is confused if this is a female with a condom in her purse or a male with condoms who carries a purse?

women can carry condoms in case the guy doesn't have one!

Oh I know but if this is a man he's saying she searched his purse…

Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex.

Cops are trained to notice details, like your condom expired in 1957.

Say you actually started off with 3 condoms that week ;)

Since you said purse, I assume you're a female. In which case, technically YOU wouldn't need the condom, but the guy you might end up sleeping with. :p But still, she didn't have to be a bitch about it.

in some places, purse and a wallet are used interchangeably. And in some languages, they are both the same word. It could be that OP speaks one of those languages, and for ease just uses one word in English for both. That and there is the fact that a wallet, is just a purse. It's a synonym.

A "female". Lol. IT'S AN ADJECTIVE NOT A NOUN OMG OMG