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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 19:22 - United States

Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML

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Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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By ohseven6421 - 03/09/2010 04:13 - United States

Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML

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By hatemylifelol - 08/01/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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japtch 15

Tuesday 3 January 2012 22:26

At least you didn't hit and run, then meet her later.

J9ssica 13

Tuesday 3 January 2012 22:28

at least she won't forget your name =)

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ceepevoy 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 8:54

well that was a bad first impression.

astralvagan 20

Wednesday 4 January 2012 12:52

God, what else do you back into?

MigraineurOfLife 15

Wednesday 4 January 2012 15:32

Woah... Talk about first impressions!

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 4 January 2012 19:11

what a great way to introduce yourself.

cetlawizard 15

Thursday 5 January 2012 4:41

Driving in reverse? Most people back up a little if they have to before driving forward...only numbskulls & people trying to cause accidents "drive" in reverse...pleeeease tell me you're not a dyslexic driver who sees their directions in reverse! I have a couple of dyslexic friends & they both drive "forward", not reverse.

dick_head 4

Thursday 5 January 2012 6:29

Yet another example of how women can't drive.

saphire512 3

Thursday 5 January 2012 10:56

Ours Taylor Swift

Illyssa_fml 4

Friday 6 January 2012 3:07

Look behind you're shoulder!!!! Ydi op

flathead56 0

Friday 6 January 2012 5:48

At least she didn't meet you while you backed up into her son's "business".

Permenio 4

Monday 9 January 2012 19:10

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