By spiderfail - 03/07/2012 08:03 - United States - Erie

Today, as I was getting ready to go to the midnight premiere of the new Spiderman movie, I was actually bitten by a spider. He gets super powers and a hot girl, I swell up like a balloon and get to spend the night in the hospital. FML
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TheDrifter 23

Quick, add radiation, you might be able to get some super powers out of it yet.

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saIty 17

Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na... Spider human balllooooooooonnnn!

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xd3box 4

The movie was awesome if you still haven't seen it. I also went to the midnight premiere.

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Jewbenita 0

ironys a bitch aint it?

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mormonjew 0

actually in the new Spiderman he doesn't get bitten by a spider. he makes his powers through technology

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venomousddog 19

Only the web shooters, the powers were from the spider bite

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thefmlman2011 36

Ahh, an Australian I hear? but yeah, spider bites sucks. A friend of my family's daughter got bitten by one.

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xXIrisXx 10

But if you got powers youll have to hide from assassination attempts...... Oh and radiation dont do crap. I had thyroid cancer 3 years back and did radiation treatments, my boyfriend thought a spider bite will give me powers

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ryden94 1

too bad..it was actually pretty good

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noisebox 1

Life's always better in the movies,

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venomousddog 19

That sucks, it was a really cool movie

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