By schmoodles - 07/05/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

gross. what kind of shorts do you wear?

That is beyond disgusting...if you can see you bush though your shorts there is a major problem...I'm not sure if its with your shorts or your grooming. Gross.

Comments

kissmeimkati 0

It's not the fact that you have pubic hair that's the problem, it's the shorts... what kind of shorts were they??? People who don't like pubic hair can get over it. If you want to tell your significant other to shave, go for it, but otherwise, shut up, it's a personal choice and it's natural. Nothing gross about it as long as you shower regularly and whatnot.

schmoodles 0

ATTENTION: THE BEAST HAS BEEN TAMED!!!! thank you all for your advice ;-)

Wtf, thats disguttttinng. Ya I'm glad you shaved it c'mon how can you actually let it get that bad. Your probably some 8th grade girl who doesn't know how to flirt & wears shorts way to little for her for attention. Nasty

embo311 0

For all the people who told her to shave, just cuz all the women you see in **** are shaved, does not mean that all REAL women shave and dear, shaving isn't the answer, the answer wear shorts, not underwear that you call shorts.

Not everyone shaves. I wish everyone could see me rolling my eyes right now. Anywaay, that really sucks. Sorry. =/

ChrissyC 0

wow. i hope you're not fat too. because fat and bad genital hygiene usually go together.

sondramcfail 0

YDI for having shorts that are way too short...without even doing something about "the bush". Eek.

All the guys saying shave need to shut up. You don't know the pain we go through shaving. It's pretty much pulling out your hair with a sharp blade in an uncomfortable area. And it burns. Just trim. Who likes it bald anyway?

Islander_fml 5

I'm fine with a hairy ******. But: 1) What the hell kind of shorts were you wearing that rode up THAT high? 2) Slapping your own ass? If you're not a prostitute, don't act like one.

#249 its all about personal preference. im a girl and every guy ive been with said they prefer it shaved. and its not too much pain. in some small bathingsuits you really should at least shave the bikini line, hair peeping out is gross. if you dont want to go bald, then clean it up.